You can’t sit with us. 

holy shit these dudes have had a lot of surgery. 

they are not dudes they are women you idiot

No, they’re men who have had rubber bolted onto their chest, hormones pumped into their bodies, and who-knows-what jammed into their faces. Don’t even get me started on the fact that they think a surgeon’s hole between their legs is a vagina.

remember kids: all a woman has to be is a pair of huge breasts and a hole to stick a dick into. you get those two things and boom, instant womanhood. yep. there’s literally nothing more to it. we’re just giant boobs and an appropriately-sized hole to fill. thanks men, for showing us what you honest to god think a woman has to be.